feed me kc

Like, you have no idea. Probably the best meal I’ve ever had. And super freakin’ classy. Their sign is made of gold and rocks. The waitresses wear suits. And the place is filthy with flowers. And they have a garden with all sorts of plants, including TWO different types of chives. And you gots to [...]

I love meat. In fact, I spent the better half of Saturday night gnawing on a pork bone at Emily Farris’ 30th birthday party. But to be honest (as opposed to all this time I’ve been lying to you), I think vegetables can be more interesting than meat. (Just to be clear, I am NOT [...]

What has 24 legs, one horse head, five courses, and produces enough glass to fill three Ripple bins? If you guessed the inaugural feed me kc beer dinner, you’re right! (If you didn’t, you are really, really, really stupid. I mean, c’mon, it was in the title of this post. The menu is like three [...]

I’m no meteorologist (yet), so I have to assume that this abnormally mild winter is a sign that the end times are nigh. Whatevs, I say. It’s all grilling weather to me. Tonight I took advantage of the mild temps that are helping to usher in hell on earth and grilled up some curry-coated lamb [...]